![]() ![]() Paul Shaffer wrote a letter apologizing to me and he was very nice afterwards. I said nice suit dickless and I picked up a TV and tried to smash it over his head. "Paul Shaffer looked at me strange at a fundraiser for kids. Only one sort of hit her but she called the cops on me anyway and they had to get me down with a net." ![]() She knew I worked very hard on them and she didn't care so I climbed up on the roof and threw cinder blocks at her. "I made peanut butter cookies and Robin Givens did not like them. I didn't do any of those things but not because I couldn't. I will marry your oldest daughter and in the divorce I will take her pets. I'll punch holes in your car with my dick. Before I said to him I'm going to bang your wife to death and then I'm going to bust her ghost. And later that night I drove to his house and I climbed into his bed and punched him so hard he turned into a woman." And I signed his autograph I am going to come into your bed while you're asleep and I am going to make you into a woman. "A man asked for my autograph in the bathroom and I said do you remember what happened to C3PO in Empire Strikes Back? And he said no so I said I am going to break you down like a tent and carry you in a backpack. I don't know where they went but they were gone at the end of the fight. So when the fight started I had a clear strategy in my mind. "I told Mitch Green that I was going to punch out his eyeballs. ![]()
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